How to be an idiot (Complete guide)

1) Make spam posts
(omg hi 69 poosts shoututz 2 my mam)

2) Don't upload an avatar
(Makes you look like a douche)

3) Don't use proper grammar
(hi name es jon n play sportz m a jock in schoolhigh, gurls luv me)

4) Skip school to play ProIonic
(You end up forgetting how to spell "Thanks")

5) Blame someone when you're caught
(omg tom u do it 2)

6) Make a guide on something dumb
(how 2 renge bandoos)

7) Higher the post count, bigger the pen1s
(REMEMBER KIDS!)

8.0) Mispell your own name
(Hi my names Tahm.)

8.5) Say you're hot irl
(I'm so cute irl, not ugly. heres my pics from google.
they only put them on google cuz im qt lol)

9) Post more than 1 thread on 1 topic
(hi es servar down, servar down, down servar?)

10) Continuously quoting people on threads
(quote: im gay)(quote:ikr)(quote: lol m2 homosexualz)

11) Speak a different language, in english
(hola como estas my bum is hurt huevos egg)

12) Say you're cool
(my nem is tom, im cool n stuff, b my friend)

13) Forget to use punctuation
(1: ur use comma?)(2: wuts comma?)

14) Dupe items then say your bank is bigger than everyone elses
(lol i have 34 chaotics, u r a fakin nubcake. get konwn kid)

15) Say your bank is legit when it's duped
(34 chaoticz? doopd)(lol no leg1t nice try feg. 1337)

16) Pretend you're a girl on a rsps
(hi my names panda96 im cute, date me)

17) Read a guide like this
(lol omg u r idiotz)

18) Say you've known Tony for a REAAALLY long time
(lol iv nown tony 4 like, 2003-2015, u r feg. i get mod pls)

19) Make 40 mod applications that doesn't even contemplate to you
(I work at Microsoft and I know lots of coding, make me mod)

Lol tom why you so mad at me and panda? And you know why I do not spell correctly. I am to lazy to. Also my keyboard is not positioned in the right place? Also the posts you are making spam posts. Just add this to your other topic.

OH MY GOD THIS IS REALLY FUNNY! LOL I CANT BREATH

more people shud make guides like you. very thought out and i can tell u put alot of effort into it. if there was a like button id like it first.

Sasuke wrote:

more people shud make guides like you. very thought out and i can tell u put alot of effort into it. if there was a like button id like it first.

omg tenkz dis meens so much, shoutut 2 my mam

huzaifa wrote:

Lol tom why you so mad at me and panda? And you know why I do not spell correctly. I am to lazy to. Also my keyboard is not positioned in the right place? Also the posts you are making spam posts. Just add this to your other topic.

I lose IQ points reading your posts Huz, I am in no way shape or form making you and Panda look like idiots. I'm simply pointing out how awesome and smart you guys are, I'm so famous that, since I included you guys in my posts, you will be liked by everyone.

/yolo/

OMG IS SERVAR ON IS SERVAR ON??? I get mod pls?

Alright i get or Tom, this is mostly pointed to me.
Of you're jealous dont act like this, or whatever.

You dont know anything about me to say some of the things you do by this threae.
Hereby you should know i do not accept and this.

And for the i dont remember know maniest time, i can not dupe.I found that Sara flasks sold for 2.5 m es at a certain shop.
So stop spreading the duping rumour together with loot.
Because that is getting on my nerves. And i know what i did. Not you or loot.

If you keep continueing this i wish You good luck.
I dont care what you think about me Tom.
I know what and who i am. Not you nor loot.

oo yes, remembers me of a thing. let me answer those 1) - 19) for you

1) We're active people, in the opposite of some other people

2) We don't have too, it's the choice of the person who has the account at the forums

3) It's chatting / typing for nothing business or personal stuff, so most just don't care

4) Some people may do that, but it's unlikely anyone will

5) Those are just people who don't want to get in trouble and stuff. it's their responsibiliy...

6) it's for the new players around here. If you know it, do you expect everyone to?

7) Yea well, some people type fast and they make those mistakes

Now who does that? If you do that I think that person is just lost / has a handicap

9) That's just stupid. mostly used to get attention to the thread, if you want to get attention to the thread, BUMP it

10) That's what people do while chatting xD, if you don't like it. than don't use it don't be a grammar nazi

11) Personal choice, you don't have to understand it. but i'd rather like to type/talk english when it's about people from different countries.

12) Persons do this to get respect and stuff, or to make friends. Dont say about yourself that you are cool, let others say it for you

13) Well this is a grammar nazi thing, plus again, it's chatting. nothing business related or personal

14) This is aimed to me, so I think ur just jealous u didn't find the way i did before it got fixed, and that's my opinion though.

15) related to 14). stop being jealous for the looks of me and maybe others.

16) also aimed at me, good job finding that one . Plus why dont you add me on skype... got a real picture of me there. you'll see.

17) Unrelate able to nothing. just a dumb fact that you think is good but it makes no sense at all.

18) So what, let them think they do. shouldn't be your problem. And still it's tony's choice for all the staff stuff(together with sasuke i guess)

19) Nobody does that at the moment, so related to 16). makes no sense

There you go, your answers Tom. Hope you can live with them

0mg Tahm, y0u d000 eht t00. But 1m c00l s0 b3 m4h fr1nd. 1v3 kn0wn Tahm f0r l1k3 tw3nty y3ars. Cm0n.

But seriously, Tom, this is amazing. I can honestly say that I love you for making this. Gave me a good laugh and all of that good stuff.